Bored baby alert! Amaya Hermann, daughter of Mariska Hargitay, was positively teeming with ennui at a Central Park event this week.
I understand it. Public parks are extremely lame, and making celebrity appearances at events with commoners is just about the most embarrassing activity in the world. But, young lady, you attended this event with Mariska Hargitay: Emmy winner, activist, Detective Benson.
You don’t even know what it means to be bored.