Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Score one for the universe, because Snooki is having a boy — one she plans to name either Lorenzo or Jionni, Jr. I would have felt so sorry for that baby if it was a girl, if only because of the hair implications. It’s a lot harder to be a girl in this town, and the fashion standards are just unreachable for a child that currently lives inside of Nicole Polizzi.
Sadly, reports indicate that Megan Fox may be having a girl. You can’t win them all.

Score one for the universe, because Snooki is having a boy — one she plans to name either Lorenzo or Jionni, Jr. I would have felt so sorry for that baby if it was a girl, if only because of the hair implications. It’s a lot harder to be a girl in this town, and the fashion standards are just unreachable for a child that currently lives inside of Nicole Polizzi.

Sadly, reports indicate that Megan Fox may be having a girl. You can’t win them all.

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  1. starletsroyalty reblogged this from surisburnbook and added:
    have a baby boy! She will...Jr., like her fiancee...best to...
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    tener un varoncito! Es una lastima que no sea una niña, no le va...poder poner extenciones...
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    This cover irks me somehow…
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