
Score one for the universe, because Snooki is having a boy — one she plans to name either Lorenzo or Jionni, Jr. I would have felt so sorry for that baby if it was a girl, if only because of the hair implications. It’s a lot harder to be a girl in this town, and the fashion standards are just unreachable for a child that currently lives inside of Nicole Polizzi.
Sadly, reports indicate that Megan Fox may be having a girl. You can’t win them all.