Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Apple Martin dyed her hair pink for the Jay-Z concert that she attended with Gwyneth Paltrow and brother Moses. I really don’t like wacky hair on anyone who isn’t Katy Perry — and even then it’s hit or miss — but this outfit on Apple isn’t a total failure. The bag is a little bit too hipster-rides-a-bike, but the blazer is fierce and she has the stride of a woman who knows she has private security. Of course, Gwyneth’s shiny jeans are awful, but that’s really what I’ve come to expect from her.

Apple Martin dyed her hair pink for the Jay-Z concert that she attended with Gwyneth Paltrow and brother Moses.

I really don’t like wacky hair on anyone who isn’t Katy Perry — and even then it’s hit or miss — but this outfit on Apple isn’t a total failure. The bag is a little bit too hipster-rides-a-bike, but the blazer is fierce and she has the stride of a woman who knows she has private security.

Of course, Gwyneth’s shiny jeans are awful, but that’s really what I’ve come to expect from her.

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    BAHAHHAHAHA
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    (Chris Martin’s from Coldplay...Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter) already dyes her
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    A girl named “Apple” dresses better than
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    I love this effin blog… Suri’s Burn Book! Hilarious!
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    Frisky are you really condoning the judgement on what a child is wearing?? I am disappoint.
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