
Jennifer Lopez took her children — Max, Emme, and Casper — to see the Easter Bunny yesterday.
Is this a thing now? You go and sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap and ask for things? Kids these days will do anything for presents. I would never degrade myself by begging like that — why would I, when I have a purse full of credit cards in Tom Cruise’s name?
Meanwhile, wow are those Marc Anthony’s kids or what. Emme, I’m sorry his face genes were so dominant, but at least you didn’t get your mom’s fashion sense. That is a white sweatsuit with black sneakers. I repeat, a white sweatsuit with black sneakers.