
Look who’s on the cover of People Magazine this week.
Apparently, their family-friendly apartment at Kensington Palace is close to completion, they’ve “quietly shelved” a trip to Africa, and they won’t be in danger of stealing attention from the Queen once the Jubilee is over this summer.
My princess paranoia is nearing levels previously thought unreachable. I’ve moved my best shoes and my best ice cream into the panic room full-time.