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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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He almost made it.

Max Lo-Anthony made every effort to avoid getting in that car with his mother, Jennifer Lopez, but to no avail. Wow, do I ever feel for this child.

I have done this so many times, but unlike Max, I am both faster and stronger than our bodyguards. Last time I made a great airport escape, I flew to Belgium for a weekend of solitude.

Better luck next time, Max. Better luck next time.

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    Oh my God, really? and J.Lo just stands there? My mom would have lassoed me with her damn belt and beaten every kind of...
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