Charlize Theron has adopted a baby, an American boy she’s named Jackson Theron. (This makes him the nearly-namesake of Justin Theroux, and so I will imagine young Jackson wearing stupid fedoras and escorting Jennifer Aniston to events, until there are pictures of him.)
People reports that Charlize chatted with Katie at an event yesterday, possibly to get parenting tips. Listen, I understand the instinct to seek advice from someone related to The Number One Most Influential Child in Hollywood. But if you really want to know how this all happens, you’ll need to have your people call my people. We all know who’s responsible for me.