Stop the presses.
In the world’s biggest haircut news since Felicity, Willow Smith has apparently shaved her head.
This is not good. First of all, head-shaving usually denotes crazybrain. (See: Britney Spears.) I have long said that Willow Smith is crazy and dangerous — even though obviously I love her like a sister — and this is not going to do her any favors in that department.
Secondly, Willow’s best and most famous characteristic was her much-whipped hair. It is irresponsible of her to shave it while other celebrities protect their most lucrative assets, such as Jennifer Lopez’s insured derriere or my safe deposit box full of shoes and gold bars.