Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Bruce Jenner says he will not pressure his daughters, Kendall and Kylie, to go to college:

“If they want to go to college, certainly, I think it’s a good idea. But I’m not the advocate of, ‘You’ve got to go to college!’ I think by the time they graduate from high school, they will probably be in a position to go right to working. She’ll probably have a career by the time she’s out of high school. If that’s what she wants to do, that’s good. I don’t know if college is going to be that important for her.”

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but no Kardashian-“Jenner”s are going to have (A) careers, (B) relevance, or (C) “fans” by the time these girls graduate from high school. They really should consider college. (The covers of American Cheerleader and Teen Prom magazines are not exactly career-builders.)

The real element keeping these girls out of the lecture hall won’t be Bruce or “modeling,” but rather the application process. I mean, can they even get in to college? Boy, would I pay good money to see some Kardashian SAT scores. I bet a pile of rocks would score higher.

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    A hilarious Tumblr featuring “a study in Suri...people who disappoint her.” Warning:
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    Why the hell should they go to college when they can make millions for being vacuous and stupid?
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    ahhh yesss… how...do love Suri’s Burn Book…and simultaneously despise anything Kardashian…...
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    can’t help thinking...might have had a chance at being decent athletes.
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