Although Kristen Bell says she has no immediate...

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Although Kristen Bell says she has no immediate plans to marry fiance Dax (not a typo) Shepard, she says they will have children and that — quote — “It will be our gift to America.”

Um, thank you?

I hope that present comes with a gift receipt, because neither of these people brings very strong genetic material or film credentials to the table. They met while filming When in Rome — a movie so terrible, even Katie Holmes passed on the script.

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    Ahahahahahaha! Ahhhh, celebrities. The narcissism.
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    If you aren’t following Suri’s Burn Book, you’re doing everything wrong. That’s all. BRB ;(
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    hilar!
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  6. danielu92 reblogged this from lorenabobbit and added:
    B-b-but… I was supposed to marry Kristen Bell… and our ch-children were su-supposed to be a gift to America!
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  9. jackieislegend reblogged this from surisburnbook and added:
    Why do celebrities think they are gifting their talent to the rest of america? This just reminds me of the whole Fergie...
  10. kimberlyraye reblogged this from surisburnbook and added:
    love KBell more than anything, but Suri is right—When...sucked some serious goat balls.