Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Although Kristen Bell says she has no immediate plans to marry fiance Dax (not a typo) Shepard, she says they will have children and that — quote — “It will be our gift to America.”

Um, thank you?

I hope that present comes with a gift receipt, because neither of these people brings very strong genetic material or film credentials to the table. They met while filming When in Rome — a movie so terrible, even Katie Holmes passed on the script.

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  1. bricksandmortarandchewinggum reblogged this from surisburnbook and added:
    Ahahahahahaha! Ahhhh, celebrities. The narcissism.
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  4. brbwinkyfrown reblogged this from surisburnbook and added:
    If you aren’t following Suri’s Burn Book, you’re doing everything wrong. That’s all. BRB ;(
  5. thecocoaluvchronicles reblogged this from surisburnbook and added:
    hilar!
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  7. danielu92 reblogged this from lorenabobbit and added:
    B-b-but… I was supposed to marry Kristen Bell… and our ch-children were su-supposed to be a gift to America!
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  10. jackieislegend reblogged this from surisburnbook and added:
    Why do celebrities think...are gifting their talent...the...
  11. kimberlyraye reblogged this from surisburnbook and added:
    love KBell more than anything, but Suri is right—When...sucked some serious goat balls.