First of all, I apologize for my relative silence over the last week. Lord knows I could have used some distraction from holiday-ing with the Holmes-Cruises, but when the top story at Us Weekly’s Web site is “Jessica Simpson Tweets About Pregnancy Cravings,” there’s not much a girl can do.
I’ve also been spending a lot of time in my panic room. No, Beyonce’s baby isn’t born yet, but it is coming, with or without my approval.
In more “The Afflecks Try to Be Cute to Win My Affections” news, the family took their pets for a walk this weekend. Here’s Violet with Jennifer Garner’s dog Martha Stewart, so named because of Mrs. A’s affection for the once-bejailed craft magnate.
(If I got a dog, I would name it Adele. Or J.K. Rowling. Or Greta Van Susteren.)
But if they think being cute is going to make me overlook Violet’s shapeless dress or socks-with-flats look, they’re sadly mistaken. Let’s make better fashion your New Year’s resolution, Violet.
