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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Hey, look, it’s a Kardashian news round-up! (At the end, we can have a barf party.)

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, and I am just about ready to give up on humanity. This woman can’t even dress the child she has, and now the universe is giving her another one?

Speaking of Mason’s fashion sense (or lack thereof), Kourtney recently gave E! a tour of Mason’s wardrobe. Spoiler alert: He only owns twelve pairs of shoes. Pathetic.

“I’ve seen so many little boys,” Kourtney says, “And their outfits are so cute. And then their moms put, like, kind of dorky shoes on them.” I mean, I couldn’t agree more, but you aren’t allowed to say this when your child wears moccasins to an occasion that isn’t Halloween or some public school Thanksgiving pageant.

Moving on. Barbara Walters has appointed the Kardashians to her annual list of “Most Fascinating People.” Barbara and I have been on the rocks since she fawned over those Mariah Carey babies like they were the second coming, but she is officially not getting any more anonymous breaking news tips from me. Perhaps Diane Sawyer will be more appreciative.

Finally, to end on a positive note, Kim Kardashian now says she may not ever have children. (!!!!!) “At first I was like, I want six kids,” she said. “Then I went down to four, then I was down to three. And now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt.” (!!!!!) Great choice, Kim. Really. This may be the best judgment you’ve shown in your entire life.

Okay, I’m done. I can’t believe I just wrote that much about these people.

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