Bindi Irwin, age thirteen, is going to be a...

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Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Bindi Irwin, age thirteen, is going to be a beautiful lady one day. (I’m really jealous of her hair, actually. Shh.) But I have some tips for her:

1. Stop following in your dad’s fashion footsteps, and wear some colors. Do you think I would be where I am today if I took fashion cues from Tom? Yikes.

2. Lay off the cheesy thumbs-up. Try a sassy hand-on-hip pose next time.

3. For the love of everything in the world EVER, don’t allow yourself to be photographed with Kate Gosselin ever again.

Other than that, she looks great.

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    OMG I AM DYING.
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    lmfaoooooooo. i CAN’T.
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    O.M.G, I’m crying tears of laughter
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    Haha :D I agree. COMPLETELY. OMG When will...Irwin stop with the thumbs up; starting
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