I guess I should’ve seen this coming. Since announcing her pregnancy last week, Jessica Simpson has been talking nonstop about it. In retrospect, I kind of can’t believe she fooled everyone into thinking that maybe she’d finally found something to be private about.
Alas, she was just waiting for Halloween so she could make that dumb mummy pun. [That’s a link to my Twitter feed, by the by. In case you were misinformed.]
Here are some quotes from Jessica about the pregnancy:
“I did the pregnancy test. I was feeling a little off. I first told Eric, of course. He was in the house. He didn’t know that I was taking a pregnancy test, so I kind of shocked him. I came in shaking like, ‘Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! This is happening!’ We both cried. We were in shock and kind of just sat there and stared at each other.”
“I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person! But I put salt all over it, so I don’t know if it’s that healthy. I crave anything salty and sweet. That mixture to me is so good. I can eat a whole cantaloupe in one morning.”
“Pregnancy is a friend of mine, so everything has been running smoothly. So far, so good – no morning sickness. I feel great. I’m tired, but you know, I’m making a baby here!”
Well, I have afternoon sickness from this. I miss that glorious time when she was keeping this all to herself.
Also, the only fruit worth eating is pineapple and pomegranates.
