Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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This picture sparked rumors that Jessica Simpson is pregnant, and all I can think is … out of all the pictures of Jessica in the last five years, this is what makes you think she’s expecting?

I believe the rumor, though. She knows there’s an unofficial race between her and former husband Nick Lachey to produce beautiful, untalented children. I’m on Team Jessica, but only because she’ll be a much funnier pregnant woman than Vanessa Minnillo.

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    this is screaming for a reality tv show.
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    this is by far my favorite tumblr
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    It does seem Jessica has been trying to one up Nick since their break up. I still say Nick won. Vanessa > The Sing Off >...
  10. str8nochaser reblogged this from surisburnbook and added:
    Suri’s burn book gives so. much. LIFE.
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