Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Ivanka Trump took her baby trick-or-treating in New York this week. Arabella is dressed as a lion, and I think Ivanka is supposed to be young Cruella de Vil — like, before her puppy-fur phase, maybe?
Perhaps those are just her clothes. But I generally assume that’s the path Ivanka is on, anyway.

Ivanka Trump took her baby trick-or-treating in New York this week. Arabella is dressed as a lion, and I think Ivanka is supposed to be young Cruella de Vil — like, before her puppy-fur phase, maybe?

Perhaps those are just her clothes. But I generally assume that’s the path Ivanka is on, anyway.

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Rarely do I ever feel pity for Harper Beckham — she does have everything, after all — but yesterday she had to sit beside Russell Brand for the duration of a sporting event.
I’ve spoken before about how Russell Brand smells, but it really can’t be understated. He’s like a walking reminder of the perilous consequences of smoking, bad personal hygiene, and eating onions for breakfast.

Rarely do I ever feel pity for Harper Beckham — she does have everything, after all — but yesterday she had to sit beside Russell Brand for the duration of a sporting event.

I’ve spoken before about how Russell Brand smells, but it really can’t be understated. He’s like a walking reminder of the perilous consequences of smoking, bad personal hygiene, and eating onions for breakfast.

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So I actually don’t think these are the same embarrassing shiny pink leggings that Honor Warren wore four months ago. Which means that Honor Warren has two pairs of embarrassing shiny pink leggings — and that’s two more pairs than anyone should ever have.

So I actually don’t think these are the same embarrassing shiny pink leggings that Honor Warren wore four months ago. Which means that Honor Warren has two pairs of embarrassing shiny pink leggings — and that’s two more pairs than anyone should ever have.

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