So I actually don’t think these are the same embarrassing shiny pink leggings that Honor Warren wore four months ago. Which means that Honor Warren has two pairs of embarrassing shiny pink leggings — and that’s two more pairs than anyone should ever have.
Hmm. I always thought that Skyler Berman was too dainty for public parks. Am I the only one concerned about his wispy hair getting caught in the chain of that pushable seat?
Oversized sunglasses are for people with dark circles or even darker secrets. What is Seraphina Affleck trying to hide?
This cape is so flattering on Harper Beckham, and I don’t say that lightly — many people have been felled by the delusion that they can pull off a cape. Maybe it’s because it covers Harper’s entire figure?
Apparently, in addition to Vivienne Jolie-Pitt’s role as Young Elle Fanning in Maleficent, both Pax and Zahara will have non-speaking cameos in the film.
I hate nepotism.
Shiloh was scheduled to take part, but according to Us Weekly, “she was bored and not in the mood during the day her part was supposed to happen, so she ended up not being in the film.” Classic unprofessional Shiloh. If only she would put as much effort into her career as she does into being a nuisance.
Nothing makes me sadder than looking at Katie wearing clothes that she thinks fit her.
Kingston Rossdale was spotted this weekend in his third Halloween costume of the season. This one seems the truest to his personality — dark, mysterious, a little frightening, a mix of lowbrow (sneakers) and highbrow (a cape), perfectly-tailored hair, not-perfectly-tailored clothes.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Kingston Rossdale turned out to be an actual vampire.
Seraphina Affleck does not look impressed by this pony ride. To be honest, I’m with her on this one — if it’s not a racehorse bred for speed, why bother?
ETA: Several petting zoo aficionados clarified that the horse is wearing a fly mask, which the horse can see through but prevents flies from getting into his or her eyes. It stills seems like a pointless and unpleasant exercise to me. But what do I know? I wouldn’t go to a petting zoo if you paid me. I have enough money, and that’s how you get meningitis.
For whatever reason, people love Shakira, and for whatever reason, Shakira is pregnant. She has been keeping up with her performance schedule, and seems to have become one of those pregnant women who uses first person plural to refer to herself and her fetus. After a recent show, she tweeted, “I felt awesome on stage! We really enjoyed tonight!” along with a photo of just herself.
Oh, no, Shakira. Don’t do that.