Ivanka Trump took her baby trick-or-treating in New York this week. Arabella is dressed as a lion, and I think Ivanka is supposed to be young Cruella de Vil — like, before her puppy-fur phase, maybe?
Perhaps those are just her clothes. But I generally assume that’s the path Ivanka is on, anyway.
Of course Louis Bullock is the least-amused Buzz Lightyear in history.
Champions of Halloween: the Burtka-Harris Family. I’m keeping my eye on that little Harper — she’s not to be trifled with.
She did Dorothy better than Violet Affleck or Ruby Maguire, who both showed up to this party in the same costume. (Awkward.)
Wednesday with the Simpson-Johnsons.
(I assume Jessica dresses Maxwell up as food every day.)
Apparently this costume is Strawberry Shortcake. I just see my nightmares. (Bare feet on a communal slide towel? No, thank you.)
Finally, Mason Disick has done something charming.
This is the saddest display of Halloween enthusiasm I’ve seen in my entire life. Looks like that six-legged unicorn has about had it.
Rarely do I ever feel pity for Harper Beckham — she does have everything, after all — but yesterday she had to sit beside Russell Brand for the duration of a sporting event.
I’ve spoken before about how Russell Brand smells, but it really can’t be understated. He’s like a walking reminder of the perilous consequences of smoking, bad personal hygiene, and eating onions for breakfast.
So I actually don’t think these are the same embarrassing shiny pink leggings that Honor Warren wore four months ago. Which means that Honor Warren has two pairs of embarrassing shiny pink leggings — and that’s two more pairs than anyone should ever have.
Hmm. I always thought that Skyler Berman was too dainty for public parks. Am I the only one concerned about his wispy hair getting caught in the chain of that pushable seat?