Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Heidi’s hair, Henry’s shoes, Leni’s white lace mullet dress after Labor Day. The sheer indecency of Justin Bieber screen-printed shirts. 
Not that I would ever be seen at a Justin Bieber concert, but this is just one more reason to stay far, far away. Imagine what all that retail smells like.

Heidi’s hair, Henry’s shoes, Leni’s white lace mullet dress after Labor Day. The sheer indecency of Justin Bieber screen-printed shirts. 

Not that I would ever be seen at a Justin Bieber concert, but this is just one more reason to stay far, far away. Imagine what all that retail smells like.

Filed under heidi klum leni samuel henry samuel

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The difference between Kingston and Zuma Rossdale is that Kingston knows when class is called for. He’s in dress shoes and a button-down, and is sporting a surprisingly well-coiffed hairstyle, as he celebrates his mother’s birthday with dinner.
Zuma, though, sported sneakers and a tank top, and accessorized with a belt that’s not doing its job and what appears to be a sippy cup.
You have to dress for the occasion, even when the guest of honor is your mother. And Zuma is dressed for a redneck picnic.

The difference between Kingston and Zuma Rossdale is that Kingston knows when class is called for. He’s in dress shoes and a button-down, and is sporting a surprisingly well-coiffed hairstyle, as he celebrates his mother’s birthday with dinner.

Zuma, though, sported sneakers and a tank top, and accessorized with a belt that’s not doing its job and what appears to be a sippy cup.

You have to dress for the occasion, even when the guest of honor is your mother. And Zuma is dressed for a redneck picnic.

Filed under kingston rossdale zuma rossdale gwen stefani

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This outfit of Satyana Denisof’s has an awful lot going on. Emphasis on awful.
That off-brand princess costume has no business being worn publicly, and neither do those shoes. I don’t even know what to think about the animal-of-an-uncertain-species hat. Unless this outfit is for a children’s ballet performance of Cats, I really don’t get it.

This outfit of Satyana Denisof’s has an awful lot going on. Emphasis on awful.

That off-brand princess costume has no business being worn publicly, and neither do those shoes. I don’t even know what to think about the animal-of-an-uncertain-species hat. Unless this outfit is for a children’s ballet performance of Cats, I really don’t get it.

Filed under satyana denisof alyson hanigan

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I don’t like graphic tees. I don’t like jean shorts — or cargo shorts, for that matter. Or really shorts at all. I don’t like picnic lunches.
But somehow I’ll forgive it all, because it’s Louis Bullock.

I don’t like graphic tees. I don’t like jean shorts — or cargo shorts, for that matter. Or really shorts at all. I don’t like picnic lunches.

But somehow I’ll forgive it all, because it’s Louis Bullock.

Filed under louis bullock sandra bullock

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Jamie Lynn Spears shared a photo of her daughter, Maddie, dressed up for a school “Celebrity Day” as her Aunt Britney.
Oy.
Not only is Britney’s “Baby, One More Time” outfit age-inappropriate for anyone under six, but there are so many better celebrities to emulate. Meryl Streep would have been a fine choice for Maddie, or Dame Julie Andrews, or Hillary Clinton. Also, none of these would have required wearing fluffy ponytail holders, which have never been and will never be okay.

Jamie Lynn Spears shared a photo of her daughter, Maddie, dressed up for a school “Celebrity Day” as her Aunt Britney.

Oy.

Not only is Britney’s “Baby, One More Time” outfit age-inappropriate for anyone under six, but there are so many better celebrities to emulate. Meryl Streep would have been a fine choice for Maddie, or Dame Julie Andrews, or Hillary Clinton. Also, none of these would have required wearing fluffy ponytail holders, which have never been and will never be okay.

Filed under britney spears maddie aldridge jamie lynn spears

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Jennifer Lopez’s daughter Emme got an invitation to the Chanel show in Paris, which is a real coup for someone who has done nothing to show that she brings anything unique to fashion.
Emme’s outfit is serviceable, I guess, even if her pinks don’t match and the Chanel logo is plastered over every piece of it. (Hello! People are supposed to recognize Chanel even without the logo!) She does seem to have her discerning look down, which is critical. At least she has that going for her.

Jennifer Lopez’s daughter Emme got an invitation to the Chanel show in Paris, which is a real coup for someone who has done nothing to show that she brings anything unique to fashion.

Emme’s outfit is serviceable, I guess, even if her pinks don’t match and the Chanel logo is plastered over every piece of it. (Hello! People are supposed to recognize Chanel even without the logo!) She does seem to have her discerning look down, which is critical. At least she has that going for her.

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