Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Have you been missing the Jolie-Pitts lately? Me either, but there’s news about them anyway.
According to an Us Weekly pizza restaurant source, the children are holy terrors in public. (Not that this is really news.)
"The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus. They jump on tables and even throw food at each other! Brad and Angelina just sit there and talk to one another while the children run around in circles.” Apparently, Brad and Angelina just want to “let the kids enjoy themselves.”
I’ve always suspected that dining with the Jolie-Pitts would be a little like a prison riot, but I never imagined it would be this bad.
Meanwhile, the Jolie-Pitt children have already gotten in their letters to Santa. According to a postal worker in the English countryside, “It was so cute. All the children sent messages to Father Christmas and were absolutely beautifully behaved.” 
Either she just saw a pack of dirty peasants and assumed they were the Jolie-Pitts, or these kids know how to turn on the charm for Santa. Not that I don’t know a little bit about modifying behavior in order to get presents, but … ugh, these kids are terrible and I hope they have an awful Christmas.

Have you been missing the Jolie-Pitts lately? Me either, but there’s news about them anyway.

According to an Us Weekly pizza restaurant source, the children are holy terrors in public. (Not that this is really news.)

"The place shuts down for the entire night and the kids raise a ruckus. They jump on tables and even throw food at each other! Brad and Angelina just sit there and talk to one another while the children run around in circles.” Apparently, Brad and Angelina just want to “let the kids enjoy themselves.”

I’ve always suspected that dining with the Jolie-Pitts would be a little like a prison riot, but I never imagined it would be this bad.

Meanwhile, the Jolie-Pitt children have already gotten in their letters to Santa. According to a postal worker in the English countryside, “It was so cute. All the children sent messages to Father Christmas and were absolutely beautifully behaved.” 

Either she just saw a pack of dirty peasants and assumed they were the Jolie-Pitts, or these kids know how to turn on the charm for Santa. Not that I don’t know a little bit about modifying behavior in order to get presents, but … ugh, these kids are terrible and I hope they have an awful Christmas.

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Louis Bullock had a playdate this week with Matthew McConaughey’s daughter Vida and looked suitably bored. Vida apparently did not make much of an impression on the stoic young Louis, but she shouldn’t take that personally. Louis took like two hours to warm up to me when we met at an Oscar party last year. Me! InStyle Magazine’s ninth-best-dressed woman in the world.
(Also, ninth? Come on.)

Louis Bullock had a playdate this week with Matthew McConaughey’s daughter Vida and looked suitably bored. Vida apparently did not make much of an impression on the stoic young Louis, but she shouldn’t take that personally. Louis took like two hours to warm up to me when we met at an Oscar party last year. Me! InStyle Magazine’s ninth-best-dressed woman in the world.

(Also, ninth? Come on.)

Filed under louis bullock vida mcconaughey

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People in LA (including, apparently, Kate Beckinsale’s daughter Lily) were so “cold” and unprepared last weekend, they had to wear blankets as coats.
Just another reminder that I survived Hurricane Sandy.

People in LA (including, apparently, Kate Beckinsale’s daughter Lily) were so “cold” and unprepared last weekend, they had to wear blankets as coats.

Just another reminder that I survived Hurricane Sandy.

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