Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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When are these people not being adorable? Here they are leaving Matilda’s gymnastics class and — in classic Ledger-Williams-Segel fashion — smiling.
I wonder if Michelle Williams realizes how good her life would be if she could just find a flattering shirt silhouette for her boyfriend and some non-drawstring shorts for her daughter.

When are these people not being adorable? Here they are leaving Matilda’s gymnastics class and — in classic Ledger-Williams-Segel fashion — smiling.

I wonder if Michelle Williams realizes how good her life would be if she could just find a flattering shirt silhouette for her boyfriend and some non-drawstring shorts for her daughter.

Filed under michelle williams jason segel Matilda Ledger

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Look at me, becoming Blair Waldorf before your very eyes. (I even have a minion.)
Sure, these are the MOMA steps, and there are cargo shorts and a trashcan a little too close to me for my taste, but I am a New Yorker now and can accept that these things happen.
I feel like I’m growing.

Look at me, becoming Blair Waldorf before your very eyes. (I even have a minion.)

Sure, these are the MOMA steps, and there are cargo shorts and a trashcan a little too close to me for my taste, but I am a New Yorker now and can accept that these things happen.

I feel like I’m growing.

Filed under suri cruise katie holmes gossip girl

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My poor sister is taking unnecessary criticism for this photo. While there’s no excuse for that hideous sweatshirt and hideous purse (why does something so small require so many zippers?), I sent her out for the ice cream (and Advil PM and a DVD of Julie Andrews singing “My Favorite Things” on a constant loop) to build up my west coast stockpile.

I can’t accurately predict where I’ll be when the Cambridge baby announcement strikes, and have you been watching them at the Olympics? It could happen any minute.

Filed under Prince William kate middleton bella cruise

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Vanity Fair, magazine of my life, is apparently now asking all of their interviewees for their thoughts and feelings about yours truly. Peter and Harry Brant, celebutants and possible lost members of One Direction, explained their adoration of me:

“She’s one of my idols,” he says. Both boys agree that Suri is something of a fashion guru. “And it’s all coming from her,” Harry remarks. “She’s always got some ’do. I love her hair.” “Clearly she’s just an awesome person,” Peter agrees. “And she always has some, like, sassy frog slippers.” Harry continues, “And, like, jammies in the restaurant.” Or as Peter remembers, “Didn’t she have some ladybug boots? I was like, I need those.” Harry knows the ones he means: “I have them in gray.”

While this is almost entirely accurate — the ladybug boots, the fashion guru remark, the overwhelming praise — I have to protest this “jammies in the restaurant” business, because I would never.

Filed under peter and harry brant suri cruise vanity fair

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Maybe swimming is my sport after all. I’m not sure if you’re allowed to wear purple polka-dotted Oscar de la Renta swimwear at the Olympics, but I’m sure they’d make an exception for me. 

Oh, who am I kidding? We all know I like eye makeup and a good blowout far too much to be a professional swimmer. My disposition is really only suited to one Olympic sport.

Filed under suri cruise olympics

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Kiernan Shipka, fashion visionary, age 12, shared a peek into her closet with someone who isn’t me.

In this video, she talks about wearing capes, owning Sally Draper’s back-up go-go boots, and Willow Smith’s clown style. (Her words, not mine. Well, mine, too.)

I want her clothes, I want her life, I want her approval and respect. Now I finally know how everyone else feels about me.

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Taylor Swift is dating a Kennedy, which is basically awesome. I’m sure this will lead to a lot of really great songs about young love, disapproving families, and windswept sailing hair. It’s pretty much the most perfectly American thing I’ve ever seen.

Oh, no. Wait.

Sorry, Russia.

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