Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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It’s always been clear to me that Skyler Berman wasn’t making his own sartorial choices, but this really takes the cake. I feel sorry for Rachel Zoe, as she obviously wanted a baby who liked being dressed up more than playing with cars on the floor, but genetics is a mysterious and risky little game.
Also, all of those hats are stupid.

It’s always been clear to me that Skyler Berman wasn’t making his own sartorial choices, but this really takes the cake. I feel sorry for Rachel Zoe, as she obviously wanted a baby who liked being dressed up more than playing with cars on the floor, but genetics is a mysterious and risky little game.

Also, all of those hats are stupid.

Filed under Skyler Berman Rachel Zoe

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Cruz Beckham, known feminist, intensely watched the women’s beach volleyball finals with his father. (I hate sand, but I love watching ladies win gold medals, so this event is kind of confusing for me emotionally.)
Cruz: seven years old and still the one that got away.

Cruz Beckham, known feminist, intensely watched the women’s beach volleyball finals with his father. (I hate sand, but I love watching ladies win gold medals, so this event is kind of confusing for me emotionally.)

Cruz: seven years old and still the one that got away.

Filed under Cruz Beckham david beckham

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Songwriters-for-Hire, take note. Here is a short list of topics that would make better songs for the Smith children than the drivel they’re putting out now:

  • Gratitude
  • Humility
  • Modesty
  • Sitting still
  • Whatever the opposite of self-righteousness is
  • Generally being a nice person
  • Reading

Filed under Jaden Smith

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I guess someone else has caught Olympic Fever, because Violet Affleck is taking gymnastics classes now. Let’s just be clear, though, that there’s only room for one celebrity child on Team USA 2024, and it’s going to be me.

Filed under violet affleck Suri Cruise

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When are these people not being adorable? Here they are leaving Matilda’s gymnastics class and — in classic Ledger-Williams-Segel fashion — smiling.
I wonder if Michelle Williams realizes how good her life would be if she could just find a flattering shirt silhouette for her boyfriend and some non-drawstring shorts for her daughter.

When are these peopleĀ not being adorable? Here they are leaving Matilda’s gymnastics class and — in classic Ledger-Williams-Segel fashion — smiling.

I wonder if Michelle Williams realizes how good her life would be if she could just find a flattering shirt silhouette for her boyfriend and some non-drawstring shorts for her daughter.

Filed under michelle williams jason segel Matilda Ledger

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Look at me, becoming Blair Waldorf before your very eyes. (I even have a minion.)
Sure, these are the MOMA steps, and there are cargo shorts and a trashcan a little too close to me for my taste, but I am a New Yorker now and can accept that these things happen.
I feel like I’m growing.

Look at me, becoming Blair Waldorf before your very eyes. (I even have a minion.)

Sure, these are the MOMA steps, and there are cargo shorts and a trashcan a little too close to me for my taste, but I am a New Yorker now and can accept that these things happen.

I feel like I’m growing.

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