Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Proving once again that she is fearless beyond comprehension, Honor Warren had her picture taken with “Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother” at Tokyo Disney over the weekend.  This is terrifying. A fake face with human hands? Has someone been incepting my nightmares and turning them into theme park characters? It must be nice to have no worries. Honor probably doesn’t even know how much more famous than her I am.

Proving once again that she is fearless beyond comprehension, Honor Warren had her picture taken with “Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother” at Tokyo Disney over the weekend. 

This is terrifying. A fake face with human hands? Has someone been incepting my nightmares and turning them into theme park characters?

It must be nice to have no worries. Honor probably doesn’t even know how much more famous than her I am.

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Hey, look, it’s Beyonce with her three lamest accessories: round sunglasses, a BlackBerry (????!!!), and Blue Ivy Carter, sans shoes. If you can’t play Angry Birds on it, it’s not a phone.

Hey, look, it’s Beyonce with her three lamest accessories: round sunglasses, a BlackBerry (????!!!), and Blue Ivy Carter, sans shoes.

If you can’t play Angry Birds on it, it’s not a phone.

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I don’t know what Nick Cannon is trying to prove with this ultra-serious face. That he can carry two babies with his shoes untied and a hat balanced precariously on his head? Congratulations? I hope you are proud of yourself, Mariah — if not for marrying this winner, then for getting back into those skinny jeans. You look great, which is more than anyone can say for your husband.

I don’t know what Nick Cannon is trying to prove with this ultra-serious face. That he can carry two babies with his shoes untied and a hat balanced precariously on his head? Congratulations?

I hope you are proud of yourself, Mariah — if not for marrying this winner, then for getting back into those skinny jeans. You look great, which is more than anyone can say for your husband.

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Vanessa Minnillo Lachey, four months pregnant, will probably have her baby before Jessica Simpson, and that’s a blessing for the rest of us, because boy does she like to talk about being pregnant. (Nick Lachey clearly has a type.) Here are some of her most annoying statements: “My sister-in-law found this great idea on Pinterest to put the colored cupcake cream in the middle. If it’s a boy, you put blue, and if it’s a girl, you put pink cream in the middle of the cupcake.” “We’ve been yelling [baby names] around the house to see how they sound and we call them to come to us.” “The only gift I can give my baby right now is what I put in my mouth and how I am health-conscious about trying to stay active. I’m not going throw caution to the wind. [My baby] is actually developing and growing. I think about everything I eat and drink.” Shut up shut up shut up.

Vanessa Minnillo Lachey, four months pregnant, will probably have her baby before Jessica Simpson, and that’s a blessing for the rest of us, because boy does she like to talk about being pregnant. (Nick Lachey clearly has a type.) Here are some of her most annoying statements:

“My sister-in-law found this great idea on Pinterest to put the colored cupcake cream in the middle. If it’s a boy, you put blue, and if it’s a girl, you put pink cream in the middle of the cupcake.”

“We’ve been yelling [baby names] around the house to see how they sound and we call them to come to us.”

“The only gift I can give my baby right now is what I put in my mouth and how I am health-conscious about trying to stay active. I’m not going throw caution to the wind. [My baby] is actually developing and growing. I think about everything I eat and drink.”


Shut up shut up shut up.

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Apparently, Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey has a pregnant wife.  I refuse to accept than anyone in the Downton cast lives in modern times, or that Matthew Crawley’s baby might be a ginger.

Apparently, Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey has a pregnant wife. 

I refuse to accept than anyone in the Downton cast lives in modern times, or that Matthew Crawley’s baby might be a ginger.

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This is a very judgmental look coming from a baby wearing pastel stripes, mocassins, and a lock of hair so perfectly placed, it could have only been done with a curling iron and most of the hairspray in Los Angeles County. Rachel Zoe, your baby looks like one of those porcelain dolls that creepy people order from catalogs.

This is a very judgmental look coming from a baby wearing pastel stripes, mocassins, and a lock of hair so perfectly placed, it could have only been done with a curling iron and most of the hairspray in Los Angeles County.

Rachel Zoe, your baby looks like one of those porcelain dolls that creepy people order from catalogs.

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