If you wanted proof I have less influence over Tom’s wardrobe nowadays, here it is: a turtleneck on a red carpet.
If you wanted proof I have less influence over Tom’s wardrobe nowadays, here it is: a turtleneck on a red carpet.
There’s a rumor going around that Kim Kardashian sent the Duchess of Cambridge a baby gift, since the two are both due in July and that made Kim “incredibly excited.” (First of all, Kim, you shouldn’t be incredibly excited — this means that your child, if it’s lucky, will be the third-most talked about delivery in July, after Kate’s baby and Kate’s placenta.)
Kim seems to think this will give her and the Duchess something to bond over, kind of like how she went around her wedding chanting, “This is our version of the Royal Wedding!” (Please. It was in a tent.)
But anyway, I guess if you see Kate in a leopard print “maternity” jumpsuit stretched too tight over her backside, you’ll know where she got it.
The big celebrity baby news this week is that Halle Berry is pregnant at age 46. Even Halle says she is surprised. I’m not totally sure what’s going on with this early-maternity style (it’s way too early for drawstrings), but I’m sure Halle will figure it out eventually.
This gives me hope that other old celebrities can still have children, as well — Jennifer Aniston and Dame Helen Mirren, it’s not too late!
Chris Hemsworth still insists on carrying Baby India around everywhere, but now that she can hold her own head up, it’s a little less scary to watch him do so.
Also, although I am not a fan of bare feet or most horizontal stripes, I have to admit that this is a very cute baby.
I don’t trust parking-lot ponies or the people who’d be this happy about riding one. I only trust horses of two varieties: thoroughbred and carousel.
It’s okay, Mason. I’d cry too, if I were you. Just in general, all the time.
Also, can we just take a moment to contemplate Penelope’s hairline? I am mystified by it.
Doesn’t she have enough flowers already? Good lord.
So far, the “royal baby bump” has been pretty disappointing. The Duchess has pretty much stuck to thick coats that downplay her pregnancy and, even at six months, she is still super-tiny. I was really hoping for a Jessica Simpson-type situation here.
I see this hairdo every single day, so now you know how hard it is to be me.
Apparently this is what tweens are wearing these days, even if they’re Beckhams/Burberry spokespeople and the friends lucky enough to hang out with them.
This is what the First Family wore for Easter, because no holiday is complete without high fashion. Sasha and Malia went with dark colors for the occasion (so brave), while the President and First Lady lightened up their looks for spring. Sasha’s necklace is the most enviable piece she’s ever worn.
Also notice that Malia is almost as tall as her father now — she and I should start a club.
