Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka got married over the weekend in Italy. Gideon wore a top hat, because he’s just that kind of guy, and acted as the “orange boy,” according to wedding guest Kelly Ripa:

"Harper was going to be the flower girl and Gideon was going to be the ring bearer, and he said, ‘I don’t want to be the ring bearer!’ And they said, ‘OK, well, what do you want to be?’ And he said, ‘I want to be the orange boy.’ And he passed out oranges to everybody as he came down the aisle. He came up with it on his own. He had his little tux and his top hat and he was passing out oranges. Later on during the night, we were dancing I said to him, ‘Look, Gideon, I saved your orange because I’m going to keep it forever. And he goes, ‘Oh, you shouldn’t! It’s so delicious!’”

Somehow this family makes pretentious look cute, and it’s extremely frustrating.

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka got married over the weekend in Italy. Gideon wore a top hat, because he’s just that kind of guy, and acted as the “orange boy,” according to wedding guest Kelly Ripa:

"Harper was going to be the flower girl and Gideon was going to be the ring bearer, and he said, ‘I don’t want to be the ring bearer!’ And they said, ‘OK, well, what do you want to be?’ And he said, ‘I want to be the orange boy.’ And he passed out oranges to everybody as he came down the aisle. He came up with it on his own. He had his little tux and his top hat and he was passing out oranges. Later on during the night, we were dancing I said to him, ‘Look, Gideon, I saved your orange because I’m going to keep it forever. And he goes, ‘Oh, you shouldn’t! It’s so delicious!’”

Somehow this family makes pretentious look cute, and it’s extremely frustrating.

Filed under neil patrick harris david burtka harper and gideon

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Kelly Clarkson’s baby seems unimpressed by her first concert, even though it was a performance by the First Family of Country, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. I mean, look, she didn’t even bring shoes.
Also, for the last time, leggings aren’t pants.

Kelly Clarkson’s baby seems unimpressed by her first concert, even though it was a performance by the First Family of Country, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. I mean, look, she didn’t even bring shoes.

Also, for the last time, leggings aren’t pants.

Filed under river rose blackstock kelly clarkson

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chatterbusy:

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The wind picked up Amal Alamuddin’s — the super-smart lawyer that George Clooney convinced to marry him — maxi dress, making it look like she was possibly pregnant with the baby the world never thought we would see. Alas, she’s not, but wouldn’t that have been something?

Now that I have the idea in my head, I would really like that baby to happen.

Filed under amal alamuddin george clooney

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I just want Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson’s babies to be best friends. Congratulations, Future Mother of Kelly Clarkson’s Baby’s Future Best Friend.

I just want Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson’s babies to be best friends. Congratulations, Future Mother of Kelly Clarkson’s Baby’s Future Best Friend.

Filed under carrie underwood

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Angelina Jolie’s wedding dress featured her kids’ colorful doodles, because I guess why not when you’re Angelina Jolie. 

I think the rest of us are aware that Shiloh’s design skills are pretty lacking and could have predicted that this would turn into a hot mess, but whatever. It’s her third wedding — she already used her “dream dress” ideas on takes one and two — and she has six kids with the guy.

Are the Jolie-PItts even relevant anymore anyway?

(Source: teamajolie-biz)

Filed under angelina jolie shiloh jolie pitt vivienne jolie pitt pax jolie pitt maddox jolie pitt knox jolie pitt Zahara Jolie Pitt

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a-r-a-bell-a:

congrats to my faves

So Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially married. Good for them, I guess. Or whatever. There have been downsides to this story since before time began (translation: since before I was born), and it is still legitimate to be Team Aniston and not care about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s ring bearer outfit. So let’s just do that, America.

a-r-a-bell-a:

congrats to my faves

So Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially married. Good for them, I guess. Or whatever. There have been downsides to this story since before time began (translation: since before I was born), and it is still legitimate to be Team Aniston and not care about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s ring bearer outfit. So let’s just do that, America.

Filed under brad pitt angelina jolie shiloh jolie pitt