Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Zara Phillips, granddaughter of the Queen and cousin of Princes William and Harry, sold the exclusive first photos of her boring new baby to Hello! Magazine for a reported £150,000, which is British for “not really that much money in the long run.” I mean, Baby Mia is only 16th in line to the throne, so she may not command, like, Jolie-Pitt money, but they should’ve at least demanded Jennifer Lopez money if they were going to go that route.
That’s just embarrassing.

Zara Phillips, granddaughter of the Queen and cousin of Princes William and Harry, sold the exclusive first photos of her boring new baby to Hello! Magazine for a reported £150,000, which is British for “not really that much money in the long run.” I mean, Baby Mia is only 16th in line to the throne, so she may not command, like, Jolie-Pitt money, but they should’ve at least demanded Jennifer Lopez money if they were going to go that route.

That’s just embarrassing.

Filed under mia grace tindall zara phillips

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Simon Cowell has always seemed like the least cooperative person on any continent and yet he doesn’t appear to have any problems with the paparazzi. Or with babies wearing beige. It’s so confusing.

Simon Cowell has always seemed like the least cooperative person on any continent and yet he doesn’t appear to have any problems with the paparazzi. Or with babies wearing beige. It’s so confusing.

Filed under simon cowell eric cowell

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tswiftla:

Actress, Kiernan Shipka was starstruck when she met Taylor while Taylor was shopping with Lorde in LA. 2/23/14
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Uh, more like Taylor Swift was starstruck when she met Kiernan Shipka. (She should’ve been, at least.) Seriously, though, add me to this gathering and we could solve world hunger and The Leggings as Pants Crisis all at the same time.

tswiftla:

Actress, Kiernan Shipka was starstruck when she met Taylor while Taylor was shopping with Lorde in LA. 2/23/14

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Uh, more like Taylor Swift was starstruck when she met Kiernan Shipka. (She should’ve been, at least.) Seriously, though, add me to this gathering and we could solve world hunger and The Leggings as Pants Crisis all at the same time.

Filed under kiernan shipka taylor swift

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dailyactress:

Kerry Washington at 45th NAACP Image Awards in Pasadena

Kerry Washington’s style lately has been kind of hit-or-miss, but she killed it at the NAACP Image Awards. (She also won the award for Outstanding Actress in a Drama Series.)
She’s presenting at the Oscars on Sunday, which may be her last big event before having her baby, so it’s kind of going to be the Oscars of Kerry Washington’s pregnancy style.

dailyactress:

Kerry Washington at 45th NAACP Image Awards in Pasadena

Kerry Washington’s style lately has been kind of hit-or-miss, but she killed it at the NAACP Image Awards. (She also won the award for Outstanding Actress in a Drama Series.)

She’s presenting at the Oscars on Sunday, which may be her last big event before having her baby, so it’s kind of going to be the Oscars of Kerry Washington’s pregnancy style.

Filed under kerry washington

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Everyone is done with winter, even the Jessica-Parker-Brodericks. I’m so tired of wearing coats I could scream. I’m so tired of seeing coats I could scream. Really, New York City is just lucky I’m not screaming all the time.

Everyone is done with winter, even the Jessica-Parker-Brodericks. I’m so tired of wearing coats I could scream. I’m so tired of seeing coats I could scream. Really, New York City is just lucky I’m not screaming all the time.

Filed under loretta and tabitha

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Simon Cowell gently holding his little baby son looks so antithetical to all prior knowledge of Simon Cowell. It’s like Brad Pitt looking clean or John Mayer not looking creepy or Katie Holmes looking like anything other than a bag lady.

Simon Cowell gently holding his little baby son looks so antithetical to all prior knowledge of Simon Cowell. It’s like Brad Pitt looking clean or John Mayer not looking creepy or Katie Holmes looking like anything other than a bag lady.

Filed under simon cowell eric cowell