Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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This has been tragically underreported, but this batsuit is what Jaden Smith wore to Kim Kardashian’s wedding. A couple of things:
First of all, of course Jaden Smith wore white to a wedding.
Second of all, Jaden Smith clearly does not understand the point of Batman. Page Six reported that he ran around for two hours knocking glasses off tables and throwing his cape over strangers’ heads. Not Batman material, that one.

This has been tragically underreported, but this batsuit is what Jaden Smith wore to Kim Kardashian’s wedding. A couple of things:

First of all, of course Jaden Smith wore white to a wedding.

Second of all, Jaden Smith clearly does not understand the point of Batman. Page Six reported that he ran around for two hours knocking glasses off tables and throwing his cape over strangers’ heads. Not Batman material, that one.

Filed under jaden smith Kourtney Kardashian

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Here are a bunch of awkward olds and the most flawless fourteen-year-old in Hollywood. Seriously, though, is Christina Hendrick wearing a jumpsuit made out of a fuchsia parachute? That fabric can’t be breathable.

 

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clarincomhd:


LETIZIA EN FAMILIA. La princesa de Asturias junto con sus hijas, las infantas Leonor y Sofía y su esposo, el príncipe de Asturias y heredero del trono de España. (EFE)

In case you felt particularly attractive today, here is a photo of the soon-to-be First Family of Spain. King Juan Carlos has decided to abdicate at the age of 76, leaving his son, Crown Prince Felipe, to take his place. Of course, Felipe is married to Letizia, Princess of Asturias, a former journalist and all-around good-genes-owner.
And of course they have only daughters, meaning that Leonor will, very shortly, be first in line to the Spanish throne.
I didn’t even know Spain still did the whole king thing, so this is like a double slap in the face.

clarincomhd:

LETIZIA EN FAMILIA. La princesa de Asturias junto con sus hijas, las infantas Leonor y Sofía y su esposo, el príncipe de Asturias y heredero del trono de España. (EFE)

In case you felt particularly attractive today, here is a photo of the soon-to-be First Family of Spain. King Juan Carlos has decided to abdicate at the age of 76, leaving his son, Crown Prince Felipe, to take his place. Of course, Felipe is married to Letizia, Princess of Asturias, a former journalist and all-around good-genes-owner.

And of course they have only daughters, meaning that Leonor will, very shortly, be first in line to the Spanish throne.

I didn’t even know Spain still did the whole king thing, so this is like a double slap in the face.

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Mariah, who famously birthed her children to a recording of her concert version of “Fantasy” so the first thing they’d hear was applause for her, never misses an opportunity to remind them that she’s The Mariah Carey.

Mariah, who famously birthed her children to a recording of her concert version of “Fantasy” so the first thing they’d hear was applause for her, never misses an opportunity to remind them that she’s The Mariah Carey.

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