Every weekend marks an occasion for people to bring presents to Jessica Simpson’s house, and this time it was Maxwell Drew Johnson’s first birthday. According to People, guests were treated to face painting, a children’s band (ugh), and an array of food including “hot dogs, grilled cheese, tacos, fresh fruit, lemonade and candy.”
I believe everything except for the fresh fruit thing.
Not once in my entire life have my feet been as dirty as Harper Beckham’s are in this picture. You know what would help with this problem? Shoes, and not going places where there is dirt.
The young Royals spent some time at Warner Bros. Studios today, playing with Batman cars and Harry Potter wands. Now I’m even madder than my spells haven’t been working. Or maybe they have — if that baby is born with horns, you’ll know who to thank.
Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Blue Ivy “Miniature Jay-Z” Carter are in France for the Mrs. Carter world tour this week, where they continue to disappoint in the fashion department. Miniature Jay-Z is wearing jeans and a t-shirt, which I am pretty sure is a felony in Paris.
If it’s not, it should be.
Rachel Zoe loves to talk about how fashionable her son is, but let’s get real. Skyler is literally wearing a brown sack with pockets on the wrong side. By his age, I was wearing Marc Jacobs.
Lighten up, Ava Jackman! Being rich and famous means you don’t have to frown OR wear mustard yellow.
Kingston Rossdale smiling would be news enough (I plan to never lose my two front teeth, by the way), but WHAT IN THE WORLD is Zuma wearing? I could maybe look the other way if he was wearing that outfit at the beach, on a surfboard, but just walking down the street? Blinding.
As she moves into her third trimester, Kate Middleton finally has a noticeable baby bump. I was really starting to hope she’d been lying about the whole royal baby thing, but I guess this is really happening.
Save Baby Hattie. (Do not save Tori’s boots.)
I can’t believe we ever expected this child to be a mini-Posh.