Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Fierce ladies: First Lady Michelle Obama, mother Marian Robinson and daughters Malia & Sasha arrive in Beijing, 3/20/14

I can’t decide which I like better about Malia Obama — her silver skirt or her “Getting Off a Private Jet in China With a Red Carpet Staircase Is No Big Deal” attitude.

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Fierce ladies: First Lady Michelle Obama, mother Marian Robinson and daughters Malia & Sasha arrive in Beijing, 3/20/14

I can’t decide which I like better about Malia Obama — her silver skirt or her “Getting Off a Private Jet in China With a Red Carpet Staircase Is No Big Deal” attitude.

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This was the best photo Jessica Simpson could get of her fiancé and her son. It was Instagram-worthy. To be fair, no one does a dead, bored stare better than Ace Knute Johnson.

This was the best photo Jessica Simpson could get of her fiancé and her son. It was Instagram-worthy. To be fair, no one does a dead, bored stare better than Ace Knute Johnson.

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I, for one, always figured that the creepiest thing in the world would involve Blue Ivy Carter, but now it’s been proven. Here’s Blue Ivy (at around 4:30) — or a Blue Ivy impersonator — providing back-up spoken-word vocals of the word “surfbort.”

Beyonce melts at a “Hi, Mommy,” but in a way that makes it clear she’s only melting because she thinks other people should be melting.

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Angelina Jolie is starting the press marathon for Maleficent, the film about the Nighttime Version of Angelina Jolie Evil Witch from Sleeping Beauty.
She told Entertainment Weekly that Vivienne was the only Jolie-Pitt who wasn’t afraid of her face, so she got to play Young Aurora. 
“When Pax saw me for the first time, he ran away and got upset — and I thought he was kidding, so I was pretending to chase him until I actually found him crying. I had to take off pieces [of the makeup] in front of him to show him it was all fake and not freak out so much.”
I don’t know, this kind of makes me more afraid of Vivienne than Angelina. It’s like sharing a house with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt her whole life has hardened her to any terrors life can throw her way. She’s unshakeable.

Angelina Jolie is starting the press marathon for Maleficent, the film about the Nighttime Version of Angelina Jolie Evil Witch from Sleeping Beauty.

She told Entertainment Weekly that Vivienne was the only Jolie-Pitt who wasn’t afraid of her face, so she got to play Young Aurora. 

“When Pax saw me for the first time, he ran away and got upset — and I thought he was kidding, so I was pretending to chase him until I actually found him crying. I had to take off pieces [of the makeup] in front of him to show him it was all fake and not freak out so much.”

I don’t know, this kind of makes me more afraid of Vivienne than Angelina. It’s like sharing a house with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt her whole life has hardened her to any terrors life can throw her way. She’s unshakeable.

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