Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Alice Richmond is kind of my comedy hero, after Katie Holmes. (Although Katie doesn’t really do her bits on purpose. She’s just hilarious on accident, trying to be a serious person.)

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Babies are miracles and the Dalys look really happy and everything, but oh my God, look at the shape of that head.
Is this why Tom and Katie waited five months to share my beauty with the world? Did it take that long for my head to be normal? That’s not possible, right? Of course it’s not. I was born flawless. Oh, God.
Congratulations, Carson and Siri.

Babies are miracles and the Dalys look really happy and everything, but oh my God, look at the shape of that head.

Is this why Tom and Katie waited five months to share my beauty with the world? Did it take that long for my head to be normal? That’s not possible, right? Of course it’s not. I was born flawless. Oh, God.

Congratulations, Carson and Siri.

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In case you didn’t know already, I am Taylor Swift’s best friend.
Of our legendary friendship, she told reporters, “We had a girls’ day. I went over and hung out with Katie and her daughter Suri. We had our nails done, ate sushi and talked about what our lives are like and everything else that girlfriends talk about.”
If there isn’t a song about me on that new album, though, friendship over.

In case you didn’t know already, I am Taylor Swift’s best friend.

Of our legendary friendship, she told reporters, “We had a girls’ day. I went over and hung out with Katie and her daughter Suri. We had our nails done, ate sushi and talked about what our lives are like and everything else that girlfriends talk about.”

If┬áthere isn’t a song about me on that new album, though, friendship over.

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Christina Aguilera gave birth over the weekend to a baby girl named Summer Rain. It’s not the worst name I’ve ever heard, but it’s not great, either. At least Summer is a real name, and not a random color or a piece of fruit or an intercardinal direction.
(Yeah, I’m still not over the fact that they named that child North West.)

Christina Aguilera gave birth over the weekend to a baby girl named Summer Rain. It’s not the worst name I’ve ever heard, but it’s not great, either. At least Summer is a real name, and not a random color or a piece of fruit or an intercardinal direction.

(Yeah, I’m still not over the fact that they named that child North West.)

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Let’s just be honest about something. Many of North West’s human choices in life — when to make her modeling debut, whether or not to associate with known creep Karl Lagerfeld, when to put actual holes in her actual body — have been taken away by Kim Kardashian to make money and be famous.
Watching North West grow up is giving me new appreciation for Katie Holmes, and that’s not something I’m comfortable with.

Let’s just be honest about something. Many of North West’s human choices in life — when to make her modeling debut, whether or not to associate with known creep Karl Lagerfeld, when to put actual holes in her actual body — have been taken away by Kim Kardashian to make money and be famous.

Watching North West grow up is giving me new appreciation for Katie Holmes, and that’s not something I’m comfortable with.

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