The wind picked up Amal Alamuddin’s — the super-smart lawyer that George Clooney convinced to marry him — maxi dress, making it look like she was possibly pregnant with the baby the world never thought we would see. Alas, she’s not, but wouldn’t that have been something?
Now that I have the idea in my head, I would really like that baby to happen.
Sean Preston Federline’s goofy attitude is why boys aren’t worth the stress.
I just want Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson’s babies to be best friends. Congratulations, Future Mother of Kelly Clarkson’s Baby’s Future Best Friend.
Angelina Jolie’s wedding dress featured her kids’ colorful doodles, because I guess why not when you’re Angelina Jolie.
I think the rest of us are aware that Shiloh’s design skills are pretty lacking and could have predicted that this would turn into a hot mess, but whatever. It’s her third wedding — she already used her “dream dress” ideas on takes one and two — and she has six kids with the guy.
Are the Jolie-PItts even relevant anymore anyway?
congrats to my faves
So Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are officially married. Good for them, I guess. Or whatever. There have been downsides to this story since before time began (translation: since before I was born), and it is still legitimate to be Team Aniston and not care about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s ring bearer outfit. So let’s just do that, America.
Princess Estelle, accompanied by her parents Crown Princess Victoria and Prince Daniel, went to her first day of pre-school today, August 8, 2014
The sassiest Swedish princess started preschool this week. It’s a trap, Estelle! It’s not like you need to learn anything at all — you’re going to get a pretty good job even if you never learn to read.
Kiernan Shipka attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California.
These are definitely the highest heels she’s ever worn publicly. I think she’s officially a grown-up, and I think she’s officially a lady.
Blue Ivy’s anonymity is very important to her parents, unless Beyonce is getting an award on basic cable, in which case all bets are off. Blue charmed her way through the Video Music Awards, dancing and helping present Beyonce with her statue.
It’s all very cute, but that dress looks off the rack. If Beyonce is wearing a custom sparkly leotard, the least she could do is buy Blue Ivy a show-stopping red carpet number.
So I never really believed the rumors that Danielle Jonas faked her pregnancy, but it’s kind of hard to believe that this Professor Slughorn lookalike came from these two.
Alice Richmond is kind of my comedy hero, after Katie Holmes. (Although Katie doesn’t really do her bits on purpose. She’s just hilarious on accident, trying to be a serious person.)