December 2011
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On the one hand, it’s nice to see that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards can put aside their differences for the sake of their daughters. If the girls’ haircuts are any indication, it’s been a rough year, and they deserve a happy holiday.
On the other hand, all that water is making me nervous.
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The Beckhams have returned to Mother England, looking very casual. (Harper’s still not keen on shoes, I see.)
In the spirit of the holidays, I shall put aside my differences with Harper Beckham and not rejoice in the fact that these dear friends of mine are on another continent right now.
I will also, very politely, link you to this scientific assessment of celebrity children and our...
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With the way Rachel Zoe dresses Skyler — and herself — one has to wonder if she is preparing to enter her local Motherboy competition.
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Reports of my toy store temper tantrum are greatly exaggerated.
Yes, I teared up. But it was only because the display of polar bears was accompanied by truly heartbreaking information on the plight of polar bears and their natural habitats due to global warming.
It was certainly not because Katie tried to act like I wasn’t going home with a Swarovski-encrusted wristwatch.
I would never...
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This picture makes me proud to be an American. (Not that I wouldn’t still prefer living in Paris, but I think I’d keep my citizenship nonetheless.)
Malia’s delicate lace dress is just lovely, and Sasha is really working this tastefully-loud floral print.
Also, Michelle Obama’s aesthetician has become more forgiving with the eyebrow wax, and I think we can all agree that...
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What fresh hillbilly hell is this?
The Spelling-McDermotts took their children for a walk on Tuesday, with Dean pushing Stella and Liam in a makeshift stroller called a “wheelbarrow,” according to reports.
Honestly, the pet goat on a leash actually classes up this family.
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Sure, she looks cute in her Tory Burch leopard flats and festive side-bow, but Honor Warren believes in Santa Claus and thus is immediately suspect.
My parents tried to pull that baloney on me at first, but I saw right through it. John Travolta in a Santa costume is both the least convincing and the most disturbing thing a person could ever lay eyes on. Trust me.
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Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris is set to star in her first film, called “Lundon’s Bridge and the Three Keys.” You can see for yourself at the movie’s incredibly strange Web site, but here is the description:
The war between the land and the sea. Ancient sea-magic turns a dolphin into a human, an evil spell changes a teenage boy into a dragonfly and a once good...
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Sandra Bullock recently told Access Hollywood that she is going all out for Louis this Christmas:
“It’s gonna be a little ridiculous. I want the photo ops to be really great because he’s not going to remember it, but he’ll remember it by the photos and when he’s 16 and says, ‘I hate you — you’re a horrible mother,’ I’ll go, ‘Do you see this Christmas? Do you see that I got you that life-size...
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Britney Spears closed out her Femme Fatale tour this weekend by bringing her entire family onstage. The child here is her niece, Maddie, daughter of Jamie-Lynn Spears, who is still not of legal drinking age.
Note that, even though Maddie’s outfit appears to be from the Wal-Mart sale rack, she is looking questionably at Aunt Britney’s fishnet-jorts combination. While the judgment...
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Well, this is awkward.
As first reported by People, Kingston Rossdale and Maddox Jolie-Pitt were photographed wearing the same coat this week.
Obviously they are wearing the piece very differently. Maddox, as usual, is taking himself way too seriously and using the jacket to reflect a professorial style. Kingston, with his heavy necklace and leopard-print jeggings, looks like he should be...
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In a continuation of one of Hollywood’s strangest traditions, the daughter of a former celebrity will serve as this year’s “Miss Golden Globe,” the young woman who helps hand out trophies onstage at the ceremony.
This year, it’s Rainey Qualley, the beautiful but horribly-named daughter of Andie MacDowell.
They actually asked me to be Miss Golden Globe first, but I...
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The following is not a joke:
The above photo is Prince Charles and Camilla’s Christmas card picture.
This means that of all the photos taken of them in 2011, this is the best they could do. Charles looks bewildered, granddaughter Eliza looks borderline intoxicated, and Camilla looks like a Class-A tramp, as always.
You’d think Christmas would be the time to trot out the real...
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It’s official. Jessica Simpson has gone from pregnancy secret-keeper to extreme oversharer in just a matter of weeks. She is all over the place lately, gabbing away about her cravings, her weight, and her plans for raising Baby as a girl no matter what.
“This week it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted!” she told Rachael Ray of her cravings. (Stop the...
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There are crazy rumors going around that while in Mumbai, Tom was swarmed with adoring fans who were, in reality, nothing more than out-of-work Indian actors who received $3 and a free lunch in exchange for making my father feel as loved as Justin Bieber. Said one such performer:
“Tom kaun? I don’t know who he is or what he does. We were told to come here by 1pm today and wait for a foreign...
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Holy clashing patterns, Willow Smith.
I imagine this is what the Once-Ler wears in The Lorax, only if he was manufacturing thneeds out of truffala trees, Thing 1 and Thing 2, and the common jungle cat. (What? I dabbled in children’s literature before advancing to European classics.)
Also, isn’t it bad branding for Willow Smith to not have hair to whip?
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Not so interested in carrying her on your hip like your most expensive accessory when she’s got awful, gravity-defying bedhead, are you, Mrs. Beckham?
Nick Cannon told Us Weekly that his twin babies, at age seven months, are now verbal.
“They say words, they do!” he said. “Just mamma, dadda, and babba. That’s it!”
I know you didn’t go to college, Mr. Carey, but those are not English words.
I think it’s amusing how desperate these two seem to be to convince everyone that their children are smart....
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Well, that’s cute. The Klum-Seal daughters, Leni and Lou, were photographed playing around in a Los Angeles boutique while their mother shopped nearby.
As adorable as this sisterly love looks, I can’t imagine that the other shop patrons were exactly tickled by the performance. Also, why are they wasting such a perfect opportunity to improve upon their own fashion options? Love that...
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Hear me out. Maybe it’s just the holiday spirit warming my heart, but I gained a little respect for the Jolie-Pitt children this week.
Trust me, it wasn’t as a result of these outfits — that’s Pax in the shark costume and Shiloh in the tie. (It’s actually not the menswear I have a problem with, it’s that she couldn’t even be bothered with a clip-on.)
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