August 2012
38 posts
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Aug 31st
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Oh, shut up, Blue Ivy. Like you’re the queen of helicopters.
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 21st
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Aug 20th
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Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Aug 10th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 8th
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Aug 8th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 7th
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Aug 6th
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My poor sister is taking unnecessary criticism for this photo. While there’s no excuse for that hideous sweatshirt and hideous purse (why does something so small require so many zippers?), I sent her out for the ice cream (and Advil PM and a DVD of Julie Andrews singing “My Favorite Things” on a constant loop) to build up my west coast stockpile. I can’t accurately...
Aug 4th
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Vanity Fair, magazine of my life, is apparently now asking all of their interviewees for their thoughts and feelings about yours truly. Peter and Harry Brant, celebutants and possible lost members of One Direction, explained their adoration of me: “She’s one of my idols,” he says. Both boys agree that Suri is something of a fashion guru. “And it’s all coming from her,” Harry remarks. “She’s...
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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Maybe swimming is my sport after all. I’m not sure if you’re allowed to wear purple polka-dotted Oscar de la Renta swimwear at the Olympics, but I’m sure they’d make an exception for me.  Oh, who am I kidding? We all know I like eye makeup and a good blowout far too much to be a professional swimmer. My disposition is really only suited to one Olympic sport.
Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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Taylor Swift is dating a Kennedy, which is basically awesome. I’m sure this will lead to a lot of really great songs about young love, disapproving families, and windswept sailing hair. It’s pretty much the most perfectly American thing I’ve ever seen. Oh, no. Wait. Sorry, Russia.
Aug 1st
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