Last summer, Beyonce visited a Mediterranean island and subsequently posted a video about some blue ivy (GET IT?) she saw there. Now, Major Pjerino Bebic, of the Croatian town of Hvar, is offering Blue Ivy Carter honorary citizenship.
I am not sure what this means in terms of passport details or voting rights, but a secondary citizenship is nice to have in case of an emergency. Knowing she can live like an expat on a Croatian beach if push comes to shove must make Blue Ivy feel a little more secure in her choices.
But in addition to this lovely international honor, it has recently come to light that Beyonce is friends with Kim Kardashian now.
I hope this friendship is worth the dignity you sacrificed for it.
Well, this is new information. Turns out, Ben Affleck and Hillary Clinton are kind of friends? They appeared together at a charity event on Thursday, where she said:
"I’ve known this young man for a long time and I have watched him start his own family with three beautiful children and a wife that makes it all work. I have enjoyed him in person, I have enjoyed him on the screen, but I particularly admire his commitment."
Hillary Clinton has glowing things to say about the Afflecks? Ugh. I’m trying to be annoyed, because I voted for Hillary in 2008 and I feel kind of betrayed, but I guess I understand. Hillary and Violet are, after all, both smart women who struggle sartorially. I bet it would take me less than thirty seconds to find a picture of Violet Affleck wearing something scrunchie-like.