I know it’s not fair, but when your mother becomes an overnight A-lister, you’ve got to step up your game, Vivian Falcone.
Look, I loved Bridesmaids as much as the next girl, but I don’t have the same Melissa McCarthy fever as the rest of America. (No one beats Amy Poehler for an Emmy with a CBS show and gets away with it, in my book.)
And by my counting, Vivian is wearing at least five shades of periwinkle, three patterns, and zero accessories. Even for a quick errand, this is unacceptable.
Welcome to the club! Matching is mandatory.