While doing press for his upcoming gig on Dancing With the Stars, David Arquette has been asked what his daughter Coco thinks about all of this:
"I said, ‘Coco, what do you think..?’ and she said, ‘Well, initially my feeling’s no, but let me go to school and talk it over with my best friend Ashley.’ She may be a little nervous that I’m going to embarrass her."
I don’t know who Ashley is, but she obviously gives terrible advice. Coco, my parents dancing in public is one of my greatest fears—second only to Kate Middleton giving birth to a daughter. You should never have allowed this.
Oh my God.