Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have reportedly named their child Esmerelda Amada Gosling, which somehow makes everything that much worse. No offense to any Esmereldas out there, but are they kidding me with this?
The wind picked up Amal Alamuddin’s — the super-smart lawyer that George Clooney convinced to marry him — maxi dress, making it look like she was possibly pregnant with the baby the world never thought we would see. Alas, she’s not, but wouldn’t that have been something?
Now that I have the idea in my head, I would really like that baby to happen.