Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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As you’d expect, some Jenners and some Smiths also went to Coachella. So by my count, this musical festival has all of the following:
Frayed shorts
Kardashian hangers-on, including the girl in the hat who you KNOW worked on that pout for a good long time Yeah, that’s an actual Kardashian — UGH THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM
Willow Smith
The outdoors
Jackets tied around waists
Willow Smith
Weather
Probably pickpockets
Willow Smith
Yeah, no thank you.

As you’d expect, some Jenners and some Smiths also went to Coachella. So by my count, this musical festival has all of the following:

  • Frayed shorts
  • Kardashian hangers-on, including the girl in the hat who you KNOW worked on that pout for a good long time Yeah, that’s an actual Kardashian — UGH THERE ARE TOO MANY OF THEM
  • Willow Smith
  • The outdoors
  • Jackets tied around waists
  • Willow Smith
  • Weather
  • Probably pickpockets
  • Willow Smith

Yeah, no thank you.

(Source: jenners-calabasas)

Filed under Kylie Jenner Willow Smith

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Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio took her five-year-old daughter Anja to Coachella this year. Because why not, I guess. It’s not like a field full of high hipsters is all that different from a kindergarten class.

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio took her five-year-old daughter Anja to Coachella this year. Because why not, I guess. It’s not like a field full of high hipsters is all that different from a kindergarten class.

Filed under alessandra ambrosio anja mazur

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Here is a funny-looking, slightly disinterested creature named George at the Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia. (The other one is a bilby.)
Just kidding. Prince George is still doing cute things all over Australia and now he has a bilby exhibit and a bilby named after him. This is torture.

Here is a funny-looking, slightly disinterested creature named George at the Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia. (The other one is a bilby.)

Just kidding. Prince George is still doing cute things all over Australia and now he has a bilby exhibit and a bilby named after him. This is torture.

(Source: georgesus)

Filed under hrh prince george of cambridge

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A Retrospective on the Year, On My Eighth Birthday
Survived the Polar Vortex. Really upped the coats game in New York City.
Broke my arm and made casts fashionable.
Was treated rudely on a New York City street and now consider myself a Manhattan native. I also love bagels.
Traveled to South Africa with Katie for The Giver. Hoping Taylor Swift writes a song about our friendship for her next album.
Handled the birth of Prince George of Cambridge with typical grace and poise. (Also, apparently prayed hard enough for him not to be a girl.)
Finished first grade. Nailed it.

A Retrospective on the Year, On My Eighth Birthday

  • Survived the Polar Vortex. Really upped the coats game in New York City.
  • Broke my arm and made casts fashionable.
  • Was treated rudely on a New York City street and now consider myself a Manhattan native. I also love bagels.
  • Traveled to South Africa with Katie for The Giver. Hoping Taylor Swift writes a song about our friendship for her next album.
  • Handled the birth of Prince George of Cambridge with typical grace and poise. (Also, apparently prayed hard enough for him not to be a girl.)
  • Finished first grade. Nailed it.

(Source: surisburnbook)

Filed under Suri Cruise