Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Jessica and Maxwell Johnson were in Ashlee Simpson’s bridal party, and this is about as fancy as these people are ever going to get. I bet this was taken about six minutes before there were barbecue sauce fingerprints on both of these white dresses.

Jessica and Maxwell Johnson were in Ashlee Simpson’s bridal party, and this is about as fancy as these people are ever going to get. I bet this was taken about six minutes before there were barbecue sauce fingerprints on both of these white dresses.

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Hilaria Baldwin took her baby to sit front row at the Carmen Marc Valvo show at New York Fashion Week, because babies love fashion shows, obviously. It’s good to know that her one-year-old, also named Carmen, is already being introduced to the culture. She looks thrilled about it.

Hilaria Baldwin took her baby to sit front row at the Carmen Marc Valvo show at New York Fashion Week, because babies love fashion shows, obviously. It’s good to know that her one-year-old, also named Carmen, is already being introduced to the culture. She looks thrilled about it.

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka got married over the weekend in Italy. Gideon wore a top hat, because he’s just that kind of guy, and acted as the “orange boy,” according to wedding guest Kelly Ripa:

"Harper was going to be the flower girl and Gideon was going to be the ring bearer, and he said, ‘I don’t want to be the ring bearer!’ And they said, ‘OK, well, what do you want to be?’ And he said, ‘I want to be the orange boy.’ And he passed out oranges to everybody as he came down the aisle. He came up with it on his own. He had his little tux and his top hat and he was passing out oranges. Later on during the night, we were dancing I said to him, ‘Look, Gideon, I saved your orange because I’m going to keep it forever. And he goes, ‘Oh, you shouldn’t! It’s so delicious!’”

Somehow this family makes pretentious look cute, and it’s extremely frustrating.

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka got married over the weekend in Italy. Gideon wore a top hat, because he’s just that kind of guy, and acted as the “orange boy,” according to wedding guest Kelly Ripa:

"Harper was going to be the flower girl and Gideon was going to be the ring bearer, and he said, ‘I don’t want to be the ring bearer!’ And they said, ‘OK, well, what do you want to be?’ And he said, ‘I want to be the orange boy.’ And he passed out oranges to everybody as he came down the aisle. He came up with it on his own. He had his little tux and his top hat and he was passing out oranges. Later on during the night, we were dancing I said to him, ‘Look, Gideon, I saved your orange because I’m going to keep it forever. And he goes, ‘Oh, you shouldn’t! It’s so delicious!’”

Somehow this family makes pretentious look cute, and it’s extremely frustrating.

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Kelly Clarkson’s baby seems unimpressed by her first concert, even though it was a performance by the First Family of Country, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. I mean, look, she didn’t even bring shoes.
Also, for the last time, leggings aren’t pants.

Kelly Clarkson’s baby seems unimpressed by her first concert, even though it was a performance by the First Family of Country, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. I mean, look, she didn’t even bring shoes.

Also, for the last time, leggings aren’t pants.

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