Angelina Jolie is starting the press marathon for Maleficent, the film about the
Nighttime Version of Angelina Jolie Evil Witch from Sleeping Beauty.
She told Entertainment Weekly that Vivienne was the only Jolie-Pitt who wasn’t afraid of her face, so she got to play Young Aurora.
“When Pax saw me for the first time, he ran away and got upset — and I thought he was kidding, so I was pretending to chase him until I actually found him crying. I had to take off pieces [of the makeup] in front of him to show him it was all fake and not freak out so much.”
I don’t know, this kind of makes me more afraid of Vivienne than Angelina. It’s like sharing a house with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt her whole life has hardened her to any terrors life can throw her way. She’s unshakeable.
Even Baby Carmen thinks Alec Baldwin should be quiet for a while.
Shut up, Blue Ivy. We get it. You’re wearing a bathing suit, and I’m still wearing a parka. Your life is so awesome. Whatever.
Also your diaper is showing.
The Burtka-Harrises celebrate every holiday by being adorable. I celebrate every holiday two weeks (fashionably) late.
Sometimes I wonder if Kim ever pushes an empty baby carriage around just for the excitement of a North West “sighting.”
Zara Phillips, granddaughter of the Queen and cousin of Princes William and Harry, sold the exclusive first photos of her boring new baby to Hello! Magazine for a reported £150,000, which is British for “not really that much money in the long run.” I mean, Baby Mia is only 16th in line to the throne, so she may not command, like, Jolie-Pitt money, but they should’ve at least demanded Jennifer Lopez money if they were going to go that route.
That’s just embarrassing.
Simon Cowell has always seemed like the least cooperative person on any continent and yet he doesn’t appear to have any problems with the paparazzi. Or with babies wearing beige. It’s so confusing.
Actress, Kiernan Shipka was starstruck when she met Taylor while Taylor was shopping with Lorde in LA. 2/23/14
Uh, more like Taylor Swift was starstruck when she met Kiernan Shipka. (She should’ve been, at least.) Seriously, though, add me to this gathering and we could solve world hunger and The Leggings as Pants Crisis all at the same time.
Kerry Washington at 45th NAACP Image Awards in Pasadena
Kerry Washington’s style lately has been kind of hit-or-miss, but she killed it at the NAACP Image Awards. (She also won the award for Outstanding Actress in a Drama Series.)
She’s presenting at the Oscars on Sunday, which may be her last big event before having her baby, so it’s kind of going to be the Oscars of Kerry Washington’s pregnancy style.