Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Princess Estelle, accompanied by her parents Crown Princess Victoria and Prince Daniel, went to her first day of pre-school today, August 8, 2014

The sassiest Swedish princess started preschool this week. It’s a trap, Estelle! It’s not like you need to learn anything at all — you’re going to get a pretty good job even if you never learn to read.

Princess Estelle, accompanied by her parents Crown Princess Victoria and Prince Daniel, went to her first day of pre-school today, August 8, 2014

The sassiest Swedish princess started preschool this week. It’s a trap, Estelle! It’s not like you need to learn anything at all — you’re going to get a pretty good job even if you never learn to read.

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Kiernan Shipka attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California.

These are definitely the highest heels she’s ever worn publicly. I think she’s officially a grown-up, and I think she’s officially a lady.

Kiernan Shipka attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards on August 25, 2014 in Los Angeles, California.

These are definitely the highest heels she’s ever worn publicly. I think she’s officially a grown-up, and I think she’s officially a lady.

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Blue Ivy’s anonymity is very important to her parents, unless Beyonce is getting an award on basic cable, in which case all bets are off. Blue charmed her way through the Video Music Awards, dancing and helping present Beyonce with her statue.

It’s all very cute, but that dress looks off the rack. If Beyonce is wearing a custom sparkly leotard, the least she could do is buy Blue Ivy a show-stopping red carpet number.

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Alice Richmond is kind of my comedy hero, after Katie Holmes. (Although Katie doesn’t really do her bits on purpose. She’s just hilarious on accident, trying to be a serious person.)

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Babies are miracles and the Dalys look really happy and everything, but oh my God, look at the shape of that head.
Is this why Tom and Katie waited five months to share my beauty with the world? Did it take that long for my head to be normal? That’s not possible, right? Of course it’s not. I was born flawless. Oh, God.
Congratulations, Carson and Siri.

Babies are miracles and the Dalys look really happy and everything, but oh my God, look at the shape of that head.

Is this why Tom and Katie waited five months to share my beauty with the world? Did it take that long for my head to be normal? That’s not possible, right? Of course it’s not. I was born flawless. Oh, God.

Congratulations, Carson and Siri.

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In case you didn’t know already, I am Taylor Swift’s best friend.
Of our legendary friendship, she told reporters, “We had a girls’ day. I went over and hung out with Katie and her daughter Suri. We had our nails done, ate sushi and talked about what our lives are like and everything else that girlfriends talk about.”
If there isn’t a song about me on that new album, though, friendship over.

In case you didn’t know already, I am Taylor Swift’s best friend.

Of our legendary friendship, she told reporters, “We had a girls’ day. I went over and hung out with Katie and her daughter Suri. We had our nails done, ate sushi and talked about what our lives are like and everything else that girlfriends talk about.”

If┬áthere isn’t a song about me on that new album, though, friendship over.

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