Suri's Burn Book

Suri's Burn Book

Just because you don't have a Ferragamo handbag doesn't mean you can behave like a child. (I'm looking at you, Shiloh.)

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Does being made an “honorary dame” mean that Angelina Jolie is British now? Because I thought we agreed like 238 years ago that we weren’t going to do this nonsense. I’m simultaneously annoyed with the Queen for giving this title and with Angelina Jolie for taking it.
I am, however, absolutely dying to know what Shiloh wore to Buckingham Palace. Probably jorts.

Does being made an “honorary dame” mean that Angelina Jolie is British now? Because I thought we agreed like 238 years ago that we weren’t going to do this nonsense. I’m simultaneously annoyed with the Queen for giving this title and with Angelina Jolie for taking it.

I am, however, absolutely dying to know what Shiloh wore to Buckingham Palace. Probably jorts.

Filed under angelina jolie shiloh jolie pitt

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The Duchess of Cambridge is still too sick to attend official events. That’s miserable, and it’s sad to think about how poorly she must be feeling, but isn’t it just a little bit nice to know her life isn’t perfect? Also, how great is it that the new royal baby is apparently super-mean?

The Duchess of Cambridge is still too sick to attend official events. That’s miserable, and it’s sad to think about how poorly she must be feeling, but isn’t it just a little bit nice to know her life isn’t perfect? Also, how great is it that the new royal baby is apparently super-mean?

(Source: royalcatherine)

Filed under kate middleton hrh the baby of cambridge

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It’s so unfair how babies can still be cute without discernible elbows and wrists, but once you hit like the 18-month mark, it’s all about skinny jeans and thigh gaps. Ugh, patriarchy. Carry on, Kelly Clarkson’s baby. Enjoy it while you can.

It’s so unfair how babies can still be cute without discernible elbows and wrists, but once you hit like the 18-month mark, it’s all about skinny jeans and thigh gaps. Ugh, patriarchy. Carry on, Kelly Clarkson’s baby. Enjoy it while you can.

Filed under kelly clarkson river rose blackstock